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Yo momma like a hockey team, she changes pads every three periods.
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Two guys get really wasted at the bar. They go home, wake up, and call each other.
Guy 1: "Man you cool?"
Guy 2: "I'm okay. I came home and passed out."
Guy 1: "Yeah? I came home and blew chunks."
Guy 2: "That's not all that horrible."
Guy 1: "You don't understand Chunks is my dog!"...Click Here | By Josh
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