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| your original christmas rhymes lyrics whatnkot | ||||
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| don't make a big mess unwrapping your gifts I hope you don't get anything on your fucking list well hopefully that new cpu and some more RAM too or that awesome mouse (not the kind that run around the house) or maybe some books maybe some tooks (not Peregrin he's a fool of one so we don't want Paladins son) maybe some DVD's and hopefully no Tee's unless they proclaim geekdoms in my family's name or if you prefer maybe some sulfur I don't know why and I'm not going to pry. Music or instruments would be excellence learn to power chord and somehow no one gets bored. that's all there is If I continue I'd miss I'm done with this and so merry christmas! |
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| - Author's History - 25 December, 2007 | |||||
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| I'm sick on christmas I'm not really pissed I'm not healthy nor am I wealthy thus expecting nothing |
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| - Author's History - 25 December, 2007 | |||||
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| christmas is a time for cheer but alas many jeer the original spirit has been lost in America it's all about cost. hopefully the spirit will be reclaimed because as of now it's pretty maimed stupid consumerists are we bitching because we have no wii hope may still be there but it's hard to care as we surround with faux cheer and all of our shiny new gear. |
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| - Author's History - 25 December, 2007 | |||||
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| "buy me a ps3 buy me a wii buy me this awesome game it's called guitar hero 3" "I will not" I replied, "your request is denied we are together right now that alone should make you smile wide" "we are together it's true and I don't know what I'd do without you then, presents I want still but ones I can enjoy with you" "I'm glad that you see why I denied thee and now for multiplayer heres xbox 360 and halo 3" |
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| - Author's History - 25 December, 2007 | |||||
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| I feel sorry for those who are shuzakless on this very merry christmas I hope they're happy wherever they are and hope they're not living out of their car |
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| - Author's History - 25 December, 2007 | |||||
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| Ati got an ipod nano it's an enjoyable thing as you loudly sing on that giant airplane thing. |
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| - Author's History - 25 December, 2007 | |||||
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Eclipse, Yue says |
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| tis the season to be sappy not consumeristically happy |
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| - Author's History - 25 December, 2007 | |||||
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Eclipse, Yue says |
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| the aunts was as boring as i expected I got nothing as I suspected I'm really irate my throats not feeling great and I just want to feel rested. |
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| - Author's History - 25 December, 2007 | |||||
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| I have no christmas tree I have lots of tea I have no mistletoe I have lots of missiles though. |
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| - Author's History - 25 December, 2007 | |||||
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Eclipse, Yue says |
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| 160 gigs is not enough no graphics card is tough family video needs to hire me then I could at least afford a christmas tree. |
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| - Author's History - 25 December, 2007 | |||||
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Eclipse, Yue says |
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| If I hear another jingle that somehow became a hit single I don't know what I'd do but I'd probably shoot you |
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| - Author's History - 25 December, 2007 | |||||
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Eclipse, Yue says |
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| i gave porn to all my friends to spread christmas cheer let me say in my defense I had no money this year! |
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| - Author's History - 25 December, 2007 | |||||
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Eclipse, Yue says |
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| I've been in IRC almost all christmas day haven't had anything to say so I rhyme poorly here, perhaps I'll post some for the new year. |
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| - Author's History - 25 December, 2007 | |||||
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| Bad rhyme and no rhythm but meh: 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. But there was one man, who worked through the night, old St. Nick travelling at the speed of light. Waving and laghing he gave out his call "Have a merry Christmas and God bless you all" However it seemed that something was not right, his hollow laugh echoed through the cold winter night. As the children woke up when dark turned to light, they looked at their full stockings beaming with delight. Unfortunately this was just not the case; inside their stockings was a blank empty space. Smiles soon faded with regard, to finding Santa Claus's calling card. 'I'm sorry but I've had enough. Working each and every day ain't half tough. When do I get my holiday, when do I get to run around and play? It isn't easy to have this job, I lost my wife and she took my dog. "You never feed it" she said, "If it wasn't for me he'd be dead". And you've got to understand that it all isn't free, just remember that when your playing your Wii. I've taken out my retirement plan, let's face it, I'm not a wealthy man. It's the parents turn now to take my job, and don't forget to look after the dog.' SANTA DOES EXIST. He's just lazy *nods* |
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| - Author's History - 07 January, 2008 | |||||
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Eclipse, Yue says |
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| bad rhymes are bad. I know my original post pre emptivelly apologized for it lol. | |||||
| - Author's History - 07 January, 2008 | |||||
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| *puts on a voice like a presenter on a cheesy infomercial with wayyy too much plastic surgery* "Annnd that was the emotastic Christmas collection from Yue - god love him - so much cheer and angst"  |
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| - Author's History - 09 January, 2008 | |||||
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| :o it wasn't cheer and angst! it was me being sick! |
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| - Author's History - 09 January, 2008 | |||||
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